Gurroles: 2015-2016 season, Uncategorized

Ice Cold in Donny: Doncaster Away.

I’m driving over to Rugeley: rendezvous point for our trip to Tuesday’s Doncaster League One game. It’s light and skies are blue and cheerful. The latter possibly, probably even, brought on by the fact that I have had a fine day at work – and that my football team are doing extremely well … and that we kept the team – mostly together – during the transfer window of January. Mostly? Well James Baxendale has moved on to League Two Mansfield after a successful short spell on loan there.

I can remember his grandmother being extremely pleased when he was offered a contract by Dean Smith, she felt he would come on, be looked after and prosper. Unfortunately these things don’t always go as we see them. He was overshadowed by other players brought in and spent some time in the reserves; never quite reaching that breakthrough point. I wish him well at Mansfield Town (it’s not like we have to play them this season is it?

That game at Reading is water well gone under the bridges now: it was good to be there … and The Royals were definitely the better team. Everybody is going to meet a team that’ll set ‘em back on their bums once in a while. Happily this game did not affect our promotion prospects … and on the way north to Doncaster we tell each other exactly these things.

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We also talk about the sperm whales that have stranded themselves (or become beached) on the East Coast of England, the outbreak of another mosquito-borne virus in South and Central America (named the Zika virus after the forests in Uganda where it was first encountered). It is on the rise and in the media: causing an outbreak of birth defects apparently.

Refugees are still fleeing war torn Syria and British Prime Minister David Cameron is trying to seal a deal that will enable our government not to pay benefits to EU residents until they have paid into our welfare system for some time and, essentially earned some payback. The rights and wrongs are daily discussions and will lead up to the referendum on whether Britain should remain in the European Union.

Otherwise there is a review of the latest Leonardo DiCaprio film, The Revenant, based on a true story of a fur trapper in North America and, as is mentioned … “everything’s trying to kill him: the white men he meets, the animals, the natives, the countryside, the weather …”

By this time we are peeling off the M1 onto the M1 and can see the stadium lights in the near distance. Keepmoat Stadium, built as part of the regeneration of Doncaster sits in the middle of – another – out of town shopping and commercial estate. It looks impressive, feels new and is home to rugby league, football league and Doncaster Belles Ladies F.C.

It feels isolated; not part of the community in the way grounds like Crewe Alexandria’s stadium do (be there shortly too). But we spy out our parking options (limited) and cheekily creep past security onto the park next to the stadium. Bale out sharpish (though the child-proof lock on the back door frustrates a speedy SAS style hit-the-ground-running evacuation.

We stroll around feeling a biting wind and eventually find the ticket office (kind of hidden away in the Doncaster Academy doors). Buy the single ticket we need and enter the ground.

 Somebody gets the beers in (I offered but Jack was insistent) and I get a pint of Rovers bitter (it includes a date but I cannot remember it, presumably something to do with Doncaster Rovers history?). But, just what I needed on such a cold night: ice cold beer!

But I notice the sign over the bar that says :”The Lucky Pint”, the sign at the opposite side is “The Harry Gregg Stand” (former Man United star and, I now think son of er Doncaster perhaps?)

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We end up with a great view of the pitch, standing right at the every back wall of the stand: the wind swoops in is collected by the roof and funnelled straight towards the spot where we stand. In the floodlights the drops of heavy rain are gusted back and forth and the cloths over the empty seats at the side wriggle in the strong wind. Snow is forecast for later, but this rain is cold enough.

Doncaster are good, they sweep forward, switch, are full of pace and with some neat moves and skilful players. We are rocking unsteadily, but defend steadfastly and with no little luck on our side ( a Paul Downing hand to ball or ball to hand moment could have been a penalty )… and then what?

 

We are playing with reserve goalkeeper Craig McGillivray. He is different in nature to Etheridge: steadier, less dramatic, more inclined to stay on his line … but a more accurate kicker of the ball. And he is doing a fair job, called into action time after time – and up to the task.

We manage to get in at half time without conceding – but also without scoring; Bradshaw has been doing his solid job up front, but with few real opportunities. Our shooting looks more on target, which has to be good.

After a coffee and Bovril break we notice the wind has dropped, the rain stopped and it feels warmer.

We kick off, the saddlers now kicking towards the three hundred and some travelling fans. We are more aggressive this half, move the ball faster. Downing has a header that comes back off the bar, Lalkovic one saved, easily enough by the keeper. But, breaking from the middle of the pitch Sam Mantom hustles and is hustled, keeps his feet, accelerates away, into and beyond a challenge, looks up and puts all of his pent up frustration into a shot that rockets from his boot into the net. The benefits of going in at half time at nil nil eh?

Belief floods into the few saddlers fans … drains from the Rovers fans. We step up, and there is a piece of sublime magical invention from Sawyers, who takes a pass from a short corner, dribbles past and unexpecting defender, leaves him for dead, crosses low and hard across the box and Andy Taylor rockets a second goal.

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Play continues: Doncaster somewhat demoralised but time drags and the y recover and grab a goal, then move up and we manage to se it out.

What a pleasing result, what an amazing performance.

Millwall at home on Saturday, but we are already talking about getting a train to Crewe.

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Gurroles: 2015-2016 season

The Last Defender

So I have an appointment at the GPs on Friday: a flaccid lump on my elbow diagnosed as “bursitis” hasn’t cleared itself up and it needs to be drained and have a steroid injection. I am slightly nervous but have sensibly organised for my erstwhile brother to drive to the Ian Hunter concert.

The doctor – professionally and properly ignores my feeble attempts at flippancy – and gets the job done. He seems a little surprised that I am a) going to sit while he carries out the procedure and b) that I am happy to watch. He winds a tight bandage around the joint and I am driven home, then picked up and we are on our way to The Copper Rooms (a.k.a. the Student’s Union block at Warwick University. To save a little time, we don’t want to be late we use the M6 Toll Road, getting there in plenty of time: me tucking in to chicken sandwiches as the rain sodden miles pass.

Fine concert: packed, standing only audience, minimal fuss about the décor – low ceilings, slightly raised stage, darkness and bare stage, few lights and the bands (support band David R. Black impressive with the few songs they performed). Hunter never could particularly hold a tune, but his lyrics bite and he is in a good mood, though his voice is, even for him, a little strained.

Next morning and I am driving To the F.A. Cup tie at Championship Reading. Toll road again: scandalous? We decide that the worst possible result would be a draw – because this would mean a replay – and we have enough games and, arguably not enough players to go around. We have overcome other Championship sides and could do so again today, if …

We are soon passing what remains if Didcot Power station and discuss the merits and technicalities (and spiritual aspects) of cooling towers and the economics of energy production. We decide to go past Reading and come back on ourselves; the ground is apparently the far side of the town and we want to miss town traffic. But the ground is on some retail park (B and Q, Ikea, Acme Junk shops, blah blah blah) and there is a whole mess of islands and traffic flow lights. We park uphill of a big-puddled car park and stroll to the ground, which stands atop a rise. From one point of view there is a wind generator sprouting from it. It is also, incidentally the home ground of the London Irish Rugby Union Club.

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On the way we pass an overturned portaloo. In good mood we laugh: surely an omen of the best sort. It reminds us, for some reason of the saga of Walsall fans back in the hooligan days of football fandom, who apparently got to Reading, seized a programme seller, nicked all of the programmes and left the lad upside down in a nearby hedge. the whole coachload were promptly rounded up by the local police, taken into the confines of the  then-home ground, Elm park, given a strict lecture about expected behaviour and left – inside the ground having paid no entrance moneys.

 

The present home ground, the Madeski Stadium, must be built on a former rubbish tip and the road and pavement surfaces are coming up, coming apart or simply treacherous. And periscoping out of the ground are vent pipes, presumably to leak out fumes and methane from underground conniptions. But no getting away from it: this is an impressive ground: made for the future with money the club perhaps does not have: ambition and risk in a single site. We walk around three sides of it to get to the away end, where two of our tickets are electronically scanned and passed and the third is rejected. It would happen to belong to the one of us who had just said how polite the ticket sales people were – to find out that the stewards were anything but.

The away end is definitely fan friendly: there are TVs showing Walsall goals from last season, a server selling burgers wearing a red tee shirt with Bescot Crescent printed on it and plenty of room to stand, enjoy a pie, beer or, in my case a coffee. We had eaten salmon sandwiches in the car park – I took salmon sandwiches to the Millennium Stadium, Cardiff when we beat Reading in a play-offs final to get promotion – hmmm, what year was that now?

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We climb the stairs and enter the seating area: it is quite wonderful: well tiered seating, great, unobstructed view of the field, single all-round roof that covers all of the seats and floodlights set into the edges of this. The sky we can see has  a few wisps of white cloud, and, could easily be a summer sky … it is 12 degrees here after all.

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The usual and enjoyable singing banter: we have sixteen hundred fans there: strategically the noisy ones are under the lowest roof where the acoustics will swell the sound.

Same team as last game. But from the kick off we are made aware that this is definitely a higher league team. They are faster, fitter, bigger and topple over with amazing regularity and drama – even when only merely touched by a Walsall player. Sadly professional.

We, on the other hand, playing those neat little passing moves struggle to get any momentum, though for a while we dominate possession. Demetriou will run forever, but is doing so toady for little purpose. Likewise Rico henry; a great player with the ball, effortless control in stick situations normally … but today getting crowded out.

We go a goal down. Then another, Reading using the wings well and having forwards up and active.

We have Tom Bradshaw. Starved of the ball and having to drop back further and further.

I am now incensed of course! I am in that near-berserker rage: never mind what we thought in the calm cabin of the car: I want to take this game here and now and either win it or force the draw and … er … go to  a replay?

Hell yes! Whatever it takes!

But it will not be. We finally crumble and lose four nil. Driving back, after negotiating the crammed, jammed and nobody giving way islands ( the people going west were all parked in car parks to the east and vice versa it appears!) we are organising the trip to Doncaster on Tuesday night. We are, once again, calm and rational, wanting only to get back to winning promotion – automatically if possible. Results in league one have gone our way: the other “contenders” losing and putting us in a strong position to move on.

# Team GP W D L GF GA GD PTS
1
Burton Albion
28 18 3 7 37 23 14 57
2
Gillingham
29 16 6 7 55 36 19 54
3
Walsall
27 15 8 4 45 26 19 53
4
Wigan Athletic
29 14 10 5 48 29 19 52
5
Coventry
29 13 9 7 48 32 16 48

But can we do it?

Maybe we have lost some momentum? Some motivation? I don’t doubt that the players we have are putting everything in to every moment but around about now those players are responding to Sean O’Driscoll, no longer running on what Dean Smith and Richard O’Kelly had … and, though I like what O’Driscoll brings (more tactical nous and better interviews for example) he doesn’t seem to think we need another striker/ another up-front outlet. And that is a little worrying.

We have picked up a loanee: Middlesbrough’s   Morris (of England under 19s and with previous loan experience at Burton Albion and York) is a midfielder. He may be needed to preplace George Evans who has, ironically moved on to – who else but Reading. Both are Cup-tied so neither could play today.

Also of concern is the fact that towards the end of the game Neil Etheridge was stretchered off*. That could be a big blow!

But by the time we set off to Doncaster (weather permitting the game to be played) we will know if O’Driscoll managed to keep the squad together. None of them particularly shone in today’s rout, though there were a couple of sublime moments from Sawyers: the first when he slipped easily past a Reading full-back and left him for dead down the wing, the second a break on goal, the glimpse to see where the goalie was and then the shot … which beat the keeper and came back of the angle of post and cross bar.

Elsewhere an iconic vehicle, Land Rover’s Defender is going out of production: the last one rolling off the closing down production lines this very week. Amazingly this vehicle has been in production since 1948 and 75% of them remain in use as I write.

The very last defender indeed … and Stuart Pearce one time “Psycho” full back is joining a team in Gloucester: best wishes to this fifty seven year old warrior!

  • the injury was actually a couple of gashes that required a total of twelve stitches: wish you well Neil.
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